Friday, May 23, 2014

How to Write Like a Billionaire on Cocaine

I love painting, but I don't have any space and I don't have any paints.
So I will tell you what I am trying to paint:



Small black bird like things began flying out of this orange object. They were like tiny bats coming out of a basketball that was on fire. Thousands of them landed on my shoulders as a member of the
Orange Klux Klan grabbed my hand and pulled me further into the light. Once inside the light, I understood the totality of life and death. My body dissipated and yet, I felt the wings growing out of my shoulder blades. I felt a fullness of joy as the light became so bright that it was impossible to get any brighter. It was like taking a bath in electric orange juice. The car engine sound became deafening. And then I woke up in a jail cell. I was on death row, and I had no idea how long I had been there, or what I had done to earn this situation.





The prison guards were all members of the Orange Klux Klan, as were all the prisoners. We were forced to take these classes about the Orange Tablets. The walls of the prison were orange. The food was orange. Everything was orange.



Please hold your left hand pointer finger
on the circle below:

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Go ahead, touch the screen on that circle above.
Close your eyes and breath in.

That energy between your finger and the circle that you are touching
is what Albert Einstein called The Unified Field.

I HAVE ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

That is the title of the painting: I HAVE ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

SUNDAY 
JUNE 8
6PM
BOOKS AND BOOKS
CORAL GABLES
FREE DAVID LYNCH COFFEE WILL BE SERVED
FOR MORE INFO:
AZAR.ALCAZAR@GMAIL.COM



Sunday June 8
6 pm
Books and Books
Coral Gables
Free David Lynch Coffee
will be served.


 



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